You know those massive pimples that you get under your skin? The ones that are too deep under the surface to squeeze, and hurt a lot when you try? I had one of those this morning; it was like there was a pea under the skin of my chin.
So anyway, armed with a bottle of Dettol and a very sharp pin, I set out to burst that motherfucker into oblivion. Twenty minutes, a sink full of blood, and a bit of pain later, I managed to get some puss out, but somehow I couldn’t burst the pimple, irrespective of the fact that I poked the pin all the way through. Multiple times. I love popping pimples, so I thought it would be a goldmine..!
In hindsight, it probably wasn’t the best idea, but I was going out to a ~social gathering~ and didn’t really need it to be visible, although I’ve realised that if I don’t mention stuff, then people don’t notice it anyway.
Focus question: Have you ever attempted “home surgery”?